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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
What are the most important skills a fine artist should develop in today's art world?
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do I seduce a maid for sex?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No way
share office space ...
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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